Step 1: get distracted by one big surreal display of plastic crepes. Can I eat them? Oh absolutely not... but they sure are shiny. It totally appeals on that japanese-restaurant-display level. Incidentally I was with someone named "the Crepe" at the time... !
Some flavours are normal. Banana Tiramisu, Mango Royale, Mango Supreme, okay, I get that.
Spicy Beef Rolitos and Cheeseburger though... I dunno man... I guess it's good there are no animal products in there, ultimately. And I seriously want to know who crafts these things, can you imagine that job?
Then I went to a deli and ordered a boiled potato. (delicious!)
This city needs a 2 AM vegan reuben like nobody's business....